Nutrition Facts  
  Serving Size: 60 KB (Approximately 2 minutes)
  Servings Per Site: 30

Calories  0 Calories from Fat  0   % Daily Value* Total Irony  500 g 1000 %           Saturated irony  100 g 200 %           Poyunsaturated irony  250 g 500 %           Monounsaturated irony  150 g 300 % Cholesterol  0 mg 0 % Sodium  0 g 0 % Total Fat 0 %           Saturated Fat  0 g 0 %           Trans Fat  0 g 0 % Total Bad Humours 1200 %           Choler 35 mg 350 %           Vitriol   5 mg 50 %           Phlegm 13 mg 200 %           Melancholy  10 mg 100 % Other Humours and Vapours 800 %           Spleen  12 g 250 %           Ennui  100 mg 300 %           Bile  20 mg 100 %           Smarm  0 mg 0 % Irascibility  18 g 250 % Protein  0 g 0 % Puckishness  25 g 400 % Calcium  0 g 0 % Crankiness  60 g 300 % Vitamin A  0 g 0 % Pomposity  300 mg 150 %

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000-calorie diet.
  Your daily needs may be higher if you have a gratuitously
  sunny Weltanschauung.

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Inside Dr. Petruso, Dr. Petruso's Official Mission Statement, How You Can Enhance the Quality of Dr. Petruso's Life,
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Names of Drain Cleaning Companies in the Yellow Pages, One Very Early Morning in August, Cats (Feline and Cool),
Can you write like Hunter S. Thompson?, The Oswald Caper, Dr. Petruso Launches his Musical Career, Sudoku Hell,
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