NAMES OF DRAIN CLEANING COMPANIES
IN THE YELLOW PAGES OF SEVERAL
MAJOR U.S. METROPOLITAN AREAS


UNIMAGINATIVE NAMES, CATEGORY 1
(riffs on the word "Drain"):

Drain Doctor
Drain King
Drainmasters
Drain Patrol
Drain Pro
Drain-Rite
Drain Surgeon
Drains R Us
Mr. Drain


UNIMAGINATIVE NAMES, CATEGORY 2
(riffs on the word "Rooter"):

Econo Rooter
Grand Rooter
J-P Sewerooter
Master Rooter
Metro Rooter
Mister Rooter
Rapid Rooter
Reduced Rooter
Rescue Rooter
Rhino Rooter
Rocket Rooter
Rooter Man
Root-O-Matic
Roto Sewer
Roto-Rooter
Scooter Rooter
Speedy Rooter
Super Rooter
Thrifty Rooter
Urgent Rooter & Plumbing
Western Rooter


CREATIVELY GRAPHIC NAMES
(some of which make one feel
slightly uncomfortable):

Able Cable
Curly's Big Blade
Pick-Red
Pipe Surgeon
Rod-O-Reamer
Sewer Rat


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