Another Goofy Poem about Statistics (Ode to Joy Tune)
by London Hall

Coefficients
Oh! Statistics
The reason why my hair is grey
If you make it out of statistics
You might get a Job someday

Probability, T-tests, Confounds, Z-tests
Partying must take second place
Learn those formulas, grasp those concepts,
You'll be ahead in the rat race.
Manuscripts, Proposals
Thank God for ANOVA's
And my good friend SPSS
It's not over After ANOVAs
Don't forget the post - hoc test

Six more weeks till summer break
Finally I can put my brain to rest

Psychology is great
Hey it's okay
Be abnormal and deviate